Welcome to this extremely retro website, it has taken years of work so please don't drop any sexual... or pansexual toys. Thank you!
So... Hello and Howdy...
I've had many requests through twitter, instagram, facebook for a poster of Belinda Blinked. International cartoonist,
Mouldy Wood came up with a fantastic piece of work, so I got my act together and you can wait no more...
here's a link to Amazon;
Amazon only supply the UK but I will ship worldwide so just email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and
you can use Paypal to pay. The cost including worldwide shipping is £23.95 GB pounds. As well as the signed and numbered
poster you'll also get one of my very dubious autographed business cards... jus promisin... Now as you are a true fan, I will also write
a small message... say 8 words on the poster, Sam asked for and got.... "the viper in your tits is omnipresent" not bad..... but you see what
We're also on Etsy again with worldwide distribution.
Anyways.. here's a little extract from Bella's back story.... exclusively for you and big thanks for listening to BB4! Remember the team are back
for a BIG Xmas special...
September... a few years ago;
'Bella…. stop yawning!'
Bella Ridley sat upright, the warm June sun glinted through the classroom windows enticing her back to a gentle
slumber with just the hint of a snore... that was her undoing. She shook her head letting her long golden tresses fall
around her shapely body, and tried to concentrate on the useless A Level lesson she was currently attending as she'd
just completed her last exams. It was no good, her heart wasn't in it, she needed to find a job with career prospects and
get out of this dump. Besides, who could afford University these days with all those loans. Bella folded her arms on the
desk and put her head down, she needed a 30 minute kip before she went back to her temporary night job at the Casino and now was the
best opportunity she'd get all day.
The bell rang; Bella picked up her things and left school….. forever; there was no way she was ever going back.
Bella sauntered her way home, Mum and Dad lived… no existed, in a tower block in Bow, East London... some people thought
it rough, but to Bella it was home. But what to do she thought, entering the sixth form at school had been an easy
transition... it really sort of just happened... her grades were good, if not excellent so it was the obvious path.
But that lazy warm day in mid June shouted out NOOOOOO, get a proper job, make the money, live your life...
'Miss Ridley!' the grey haired receptionist nodded at her across the foyer, pushing her bi-focals down her nose,
'Miss Sccchhhaaawwwwdddddeeer.. urgh.. de Klotz will see you now, just walk up one flight and go into the leather room on the right.'
Bella nodded, picked up her linen tote bag and went upstairs. This was exciting, an interview at Steele's Pots and Pans…. whatever next?
A thinnish leggy blonde with tits to die for stuck her head out of an office doorway.
'Ridley??? Follow me!'
Bella Blinked. Ssccc... de Klotz wagged her arse at Bella as she strutted down the corridor... Bella was intrigued.
The sexy lady dissapeared through a grey heavyish doorway, waving a finger for Bella to follow. She did, though to be honest it
took a bit of strength to move the door. Perhaps it was a sophisticated health check up, with sensors attached to the door frame and
hinges, measuring her internal mass, heart rate, cholesterol levels, body weight and athleticism all in one subtle second??? Bella
was sure she'd pass... she hadn't been field sports chamnpion three years in a row for nothing.
'Sit down.' de Klotz instructed...
'Feeling a bit hot?... well relax... just remove your jacket, whilst I get us some sparkling water.'
Bella relaxed onto the leather settee, thinking,
'I could get used to this sort of life....'
The live show just keeps getting better.
Here's link to a review of the live show which has now toured Australia, USA, Ireland, UK, Canada, Sweden, Denmark, Norway
and New Zealand. Our biggest show was at the Royal Albert Hall in central London where 5,400 Belinkers came and saw us. HBO are also going to
televise it in 2019... watch this space for more details.
Here's a review of the show in Dublin.
Our Book My Dad Wrote a Porno is now published in the USA and it's got lots of extra stuff about Belinda Blinked,
me and what the porno team really think I writed.... I also explain
why Jim Stirling and his..... bits n' pieces... happened... jus sayin.
Get it here...
OR if you're in the UK then it's here...
Soooo how did you like the ending of Belinda Blinked 4? Are you excited about Belida Blinked 5? Do you really think The Special One is Giselle...
and will her accomplice be revealed???
Well if you're needing some more written material then you can now buy
Belinda Blinked 2, 3 and 4!!! in PAPERBACK.... yes, now there's a triple of really little slippery things for someones Birthday or Xmas present!
The best thing is there's no ad campaign, so no one really knows about them..... Like the Belinda Blinked 4 cliff hanger, it'll be
a real surprise! Here's the links to Amazon.com
I hope you like the new covers... The Glee Team defo like it... well... sob, sob, Belinda and Bella do...
So as you know, Belinda Blinked 1 to 4 are on My Dad Wrote a Porno podcasts and are all available on Acast.com for Android
and also on itunes.... well worth a relisten... yes, follow Giselle knowin she's a treacherous toad....
The ebooks are all on Amazon, iTunes, Kobo, B&N
and all the usual places. Also don't miss the 'Belinda's Office Xmas Party 2016' episode which is being....??? Don't miss out on the microwaved
mulled wine... and mind the pints! mind the pints, as Ken Dewsbury spills his! whoops... spoiler alert!
Ohhh and as promised here's a shot of me in younger days! Ha ha ha ha ha...
Here's the source of Jim's secret.... Brazilian doctors packaging a special order for an American citizen waiting in the Amazon.
Lastly I have to give a big shout out to Erotic Review magazine for the wonderfully
refreshing review of Belinda Blinked 1.
Here's the link.
It's so good you don't even have to read the book! jus sayin....
Belinda asked me to include this link to Steeles Pots and Pans, just in case you wanted to invest in the brand... jus sayin,
Steeles Pots and Pans ONLY BUY TRI OXY BRILLO...