Rocky Flintstone;

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Breaking NEWS.... Our Book My Dad Wrote a Porno has just been published in the USA in time for The Holiday Season!! It's got lots of extra stuff about the book, me and what the porno team really think I writed.... I also explain why my good friends the Yanks could cope with the magnificent Jim Stirling and his..... bits n' pieces... jus sayin. Get it here...


OR if you're in the UK then it's here...

Soooo how did you like the ending of Belinda Blinked 3. Can you wait until 2018? Well if you're needing some relief the Xmas Special 2 podcast is out mid December. If you need a bit of more written material then you can now buy
Belinda Blinked 2 in PAPERBACK.... yes, now there's a really little slippery thing for someones Xmas present! The best thing is there's no ad campaign, so no one really knows about it..... Like the cliff hanger, it'll be a real surprise! Here's the links...
and the UK link is...
I hope you like the new cover, I went a bit up market and as denim is the new sexy thing for 2018 I thought I'd get ahead of the game... The Glee Team defo like it... Bella's gonna try and get a riding suit made out of it; I pity the horse. So as you know, Belinda Blinked 3 and the soundcast My Dad Wrote a Porno Series 3 are now available on Acast.com for Android and itunes.

The ebooks are all on Amazon, iTunes, Kobo, B&N and all the usual places. also don't miss the 'Belinda's Office Xmas Party 2016' episode which is still on sale at Acast.com but not iTunes... bummer... Don't miss out on the microwaved mulled wine... and mind the pints! mind the pints, as Ken Dewsbury spills his! whoops... spoiler alert, anyways it's a real Xmas warmer upper with lots of microwaved mulled wine.







Click here for My Dad Wrote A Porno and Belinda Blinked Merchandise

There's some lovely stuff there and it all ships worldwide so everyone can enjoy it.

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You may have heard that we also have a live show.... well it's one of the many chapters which never made the books... I can't stop writing.... well four years does produce a lot of stuff... Belinda and the team go away for a team building session with a professional guru in charge and well...... probably best to go and see it, it's got loads of audience participation so don't say I haven't warned you!! here's a review from the latest Dublin, Ireland, show....

There's a sense of giddy anticipation in the air as Vicar Street fills up to the brim with die-hard fans and casuals alike. On the third night of Dublin's inaugural podcast festival one of the biggest hitters in the world of podcasts is in town to debut a brand new chapter in the erotic adventures of Belinda Blumenthal. I am, of course, talking about My Dad Wrote a Porno, the smash hit comedy which has been downloaded over 100 million times and has been given the seal of approval by celebrity guests such as Elijah Wood and Michael Sheen.

Jaime Morton along with co-hosts Alice Levine and James Cooper come onto the stage to a rapturous applause as Morton sets out to tell the previously unheard tale of Steeles Pots and Pans raunchy day of team building exercises. With a selection of white wine, beer and Guinness on hand, Morton and co. plow through the story with all of the wit and charm the podcast has to offer. The audience is asked to join along in a drinking game, taking gulps whenever unnecessary details are given, an inaccurate description of the female anatomy is used and of course, whenever Belinda blinks.
The world of Belinda Blinked is helped come to life by the crowd who are invited on stage to reenact some of the awkwardly worded passages from the story. The hilarity of the podcast has never been so tangible as the room erupts in fits of laughter tearing apart the misogynistic fantasies of Rocky Flintstone (Morton's Dad, under his suitably unsexy pseudonym of course).
Upon hearing a gross misuse of the word 'Cervix', Levine launches into a side-splitting powerpoint presentation educating the crowd on some of the finer points of female anatomy, a lesson which would be of great benefit to Rocky himself.
The chapter itself features Belinda alongside Natasha, a Welsh beauty whose voice was generously provided by a member of the crowd attempting their finest Welsh accent. After an initial fling between the two, they're greeted by fan favourites Patrick O'Hamlyn, Des Martin and Ken Dewsbury alongside some of the other regional sales managers from the team. A dubious game of 'dice' ensues resulting in a series of sordid events. The plot dips in and out of confusing sexual descriptions and unnecessarily detailed business plots forming perhaps the most quintessential Belinda Blinked scenario yet.
As the story climaxes every sentence seems to end in an unintentional punchline. The crowd are in hysterics as Levine and Cooper dissect each line in an attempt to understand just what Flintstone means and whether or not he knows how the mechanics of sex actually work. This beloved podcast translates perfectly to the stage and there's a genuine sense from the crowd that they're witnessing something special.
The 90-minute show is fluid and never once feels unnatural. The unlikely success of Belinda Blinked has been made possible by Flintstone's son who is frequently reminded that the smut he's reading was written by none other than his own Dad. The show was on a par with any stand up out there and showcased the power of the podcast as a live event.
It seems that just like with live music, the intimacy of listening to a podcast by yourself feeds into the excitement of getting to witness one live surrounded by a crowd of fellow faithfuls.
Hugh O'Dwyer

Here's the article. Thank you Hugh, I think you've captured the live show exactly! So get your tickets if Team Porno are anywhere near your town.

Have you found Belinda's website yet? Have a look, she can be found at BelindaBlinked.com

Ohhh and as promised here's a shot of me in younger days! Ha ha ha ha ha...



Here's the source of Jim's secret.... Brazilian doctors packaging a special order for an American citizen waiting in the Amazon.

Lastly I have to give a big shout out to Lisa Moylett (Managing Editor) and Jessica Slane of Erotic Review magazine for her wonderfully refreshing review of Belinda Blinked 1, but hey guys, you're getting left behind.. 2 and 3 are now out! Here's the link.

It's so good you don't even have to read the book! jus sayin....