Rocky Flintstone;

Welcome to this extremely retro website, it has taken years of work so please don't drop any sexual...
or pansexual toys. Thank you!

If you have a moment... now the podcast has officially ended and if you're wanting more Belinda, take a second to pop over to

It's not the end, but the end of the beginning....

Just Published;
Belinda Blinked... The Extra Bits 1
All the Xmas Specials and... The Road to Completion; a sexual adventure when buying your first home...

Belinda Blinked... The Character Rankings 1 to 122

Rocky Flintstones Bottle of Wine a Day Diet

Click here fur ze Bisch Burt contract...

So... Hello and Howdy... this year we've been busy.... Lockdown 69; Sweet Treats; The Extra Bits;
Rocky Flintstone's Bottle of Wine a Day Diet & Belinda Blinked The Character Rankings 1 to 122
are all now published as is Belinda Blinked Book 6;

Some of you have been requesting the song Pomegranates and Rivets, so here it is....
A big thank you to @Scope the original writer and singer born in Sweden and now living in Oregon!!
Email me Scope if you get a chance, but enjoy success on You Tube!!

Pomegranates and Rivets... all the varietal sounds...on You Tube!!!

Did you know Belinda's apartment is up for sale? Nosey? Why not visit... and see the sales details for her penthouse!

Rocky signed book

Purchse a Rocky personally signed MDWAP hardback book with your personal message written inside.

Did you know....
Belinda Blinked 1 Spanish translation edition now published both on ebook and paperback.....

Belinda Blinked personally signed Book Cover Posters by Rocky;

I've now got all 6 book cover posters and Bella, all by Mouldy Wood, available from my Etsy store. Also my good friend JB G from
Paris France has drawn a Belinda and the Duchess dressed in their horse riding gear plus all his fantastic cartoon renditions
of Belinda in very tight spots.
Remember you can ask for personalization of the books and posters.
Sam asked for and got.... "the viper in your tits is omnipresent" bit risque..... but you see what I mean!
Katherine asked for...."may your pomegranates hang firm and your rivets stay tight.” brilliant....
Corina requested... "from your lids to the Norse Gods' ears: It Curry Be Wurst *huff puff*".... wow... blown away...
Laura suggested.... "Sorry God... God nodded...." I mean... how could I refuse..... jus prayin....
Michael asked for... "To the bubble butt of the Glee Team, I'll see you in the leather room...." what great prose!
So keep requesting...

Belinda Blinked 1 poster Belinda Blinked 2 poster Belinda Blinked 3 poster Belinda Blinked 4 poster Belinda Blinked 5 poster Belinda Blinked 6 poster Belinda Blinked Lockdown 69 poster
Belinda goes riding Poster at Etsy the Duchess Bella poster Accident or Emergency poster Cubicle Confessions poster Cubicle Confessions poster

Personally signed books...

Every so often a dedicated fan would like me to sign one of my books, this was always difficult with postage costs
to the Glee Team (who get really pissed... as they have to post it to me somewhere in the world)
and then returning it again by post.
That was until Erik from Sweden said he would love to purchase a signed book and here they are available from me via Etsy.

My Dad Wrote a Porno hardback Book 1... the annotated version of and including Belinda Blinked 1... jus sayin...
All the books have my signature... plus your 8/10 word message, see above for inspiration... and double plus, a very dubious business card...
and free worldwide shipping!

My Dad Wrote a Porno Hard backed book Belinda Blinked 1 paperback book Belinda Blinked 2 paperback book Belinda Blinked 3 paperback book Belinda Blinked 4 paperback book Belinda Blinked 5 paperback book Belinda Blinked 6 paperback book Belinda Blinked Lockdown 69 paperback book Belinda Blinked 1 en Espanol paperback book Sweet Treats paperback book

Sweet Treats is now available so why not try out this delicious
Rocky's Crunch Sweet Treats recipe from the recipe book...
and there's also Bella's Surprise Balls...

Rocky Flintstone's Sweet Treats preview

Click here to visit Rockys Pavilion at Etsy

Members Only... click here for the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights
personal Office access point.

HBO comedy special!

The TV one hour HBO comedy special live show has been released with NOW TV and others streaming it.
It's also available to purchase on Amazon Video... Fantastic scenery, directing, music, actors and crowd....

Our published Book...

My Dad Wrote a Porno is now published worldwide and it's got lots of extra stuff about Belinda Blinked,
me and what the porno team really think I writed....
I also explain why Jim Stirling and his..... bits n' pieces... happened... jus sayin.
Get it here... if in the USA/Canada

OR if you're in the UK/Europe then it's here...

Here's the links to for the paperback books;


I hope you like the book covers... they're also available as posters!


So as you know, Belinda Blinked 1 to 6 are on the "My Dad Wrote a Porno" podcasts and are all available
on your favourite podcast platform.... well worth a relisten...

The Belinda Blinked e books;

The ebooks are all on Amazon, iTunes, Kobo, Google Play, B&N and all the usual places...

USA links;

UK links

Have you found Belinda's website yet? Have a look, she can be found at

Why not visit one of our biggest fans, Cian O'Mahony's website where he dishes the dirt on the complete Belinda Timeline!!

Ohhh and as promised here's a shot of me in younger days! Ha ha ha ha ha...

Jigsaw Puzzle?

Belinda Blinked Turkey Moment puzzle

Here's the source of Jim's secret.... Brazilian doctors packaging a special order for an American
citizen waiting in the Amazon.

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