Welcome to this extremely retro website, it has taken years of work so please don't drop any sexual...
or pansexual toys. Thank you!
Breaking news....
The Belnda Blinked Boardgame is now available for preorder. Just email Rocky at flintstonerocky@gmail.com to order or purchase a copy.
This special edition is only available from RockysPavilion. Price is $79.99 or £64.99 and that includes worldwide postage and international taxes.
As a new Glee Team member you have 31 days to complete the biggest deals Steeles Pots and Pans have ever encountered.
However, betrayal is in the air and you need to watch out for Herr Bisch's agent who could steal your winnings...
Business, leadership and smart negotiation will ensure your success as you travel the world making new contacts and visiting iconic
events such as Sir James's tombola, Jim's poolside barbeque or Chiara's fashion show. But remember... Business is Brutal!
If you have a moment... now the MDWAP podcast has ended and if you're wanting more Belinda, take a second to pop over to
RockyFlintstoneUnleashed.com or go direct to Spotify...
So... Hello and Howdy... this year we've been busy.... Belinda Blinked Book 6a; Business Tips for Go Getters; How to buy the Best Property for You and
lots of new material on my podcast Rocky Fliintstone Unleashed now celebrating it's iooth episode. Join us every week for my Belinkers magazine
where I dissect everything Belinda Blinked, Rocky Flintstone and MDWAP.
Some of you have been requesting the song Pomegranates and Rivets, so here it is....
A big thank you to @Scope the original writer and singer born in Sweden and now living in Oregon!! but possibly not... the UK??
Scope, enjoy your deserved success on You Tube!!
Belinda Blinked personally signed Book Cover Posters by Rocky;
I've now got all 6 book cover posters and Bella, all by Mouldy Wood, available from my Etsy store. Also my good friend JB G from
Paris France has drawn a Belinda and the Duchess dressed in their horse riding gear plus all his fantastic cartoon renditions
of Belinda in very tight spots.
Remember you can ask for personalization of the books and posters.
Sam asked for and got.... "the viper in your tits is omnipresent" bit risque..... but you see what I mean!
Katherine asked for...."may your pomegranates hang firm and your rivets stay tight.” brilliant....
Corina requested... "from your lids to the Norse Gods' ears: It Curry Be Wurst *huff puff*".... wow... blown away...
Laura suggested.... "Sorry God... God nodded...." I mean... how could I refuse..... jus prayin....
Michael asked for... "To the bubble butt of the Glee Team, I'll see you in the leather room...." what great prose!
So keep requesting...
Personally signed books...
Every so often a dedicated fan would like me to sign one of my books, this was always difficult with postage costs
to the Glee Team (who get really pissed... as they have to post it to me somewhere in the world)
and then returning it again by post.
That was until Erik from Sweden said he would love to purchase a signed book and here they are available from me via Etsy.
My Dad Wrote a Porno hardback Book 1... the annotated version of and including Belinda Blinked 1... jus sayin...
All the books have my signature... plus your 8/10 word message, see above for inspiration... and double plus, a very dubious business card...
and free worldwide shipping!
The TV one hour HBO comedy special live show has been released with NOW TV and others streaming it.
It's also available to purchase on Amazon Prime Video... Fantastic scenery, directing, music, actors and crowd....
So as you know, Belinda Blinked 1 to 6 are on the "My Dad Wrote a Porno" podcasts and are all available
on your favourite podcast platform.... well worth a relisten... If you want more background stories then visit my podcast
Rocky Flintstone Unleashed. I now have 8 seasons of different items... all for your free listening.
Have you found Belinda's website yet? Have a look, she can be found at
BelindaBlinked.com
Why not visit one of our biggest fans, Cian O'Mahony's website where he dishes the dirt on the complete Belinda Timeline!!
BelindaBlumenthal.business
Ohhh and as promised here's a shot of me in younger days! Ha ha ha ha ha...